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			<title>Play too much Counterstrike ah? See this</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Lol... kids go study !
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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:46:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Stress Test =]</title>
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			<dc:creator>Rocket Prince</dc:creator>
			<description>OK,ill start with the first thread...



Please take this test to check how stressed you are....



The Banana Test



There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.

King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds







Got your answer?



Now scroll  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:23:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mother Bear!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Luffy</dc:creator>
			<description>hmm i can guess how the woman in this joke look like.....it just like my SISTER! XD!



In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.



When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.



Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.



When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:27:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>20 Years Of Jail</title>
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			<dc:creator>Luffy</dc:creator>
			<description>LOL i think i can understand abit how he feel , haha! but all i can say is....TOO LATE XD 



A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. 



He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. 



She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.



&quot;What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?&quot;  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:34:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Is This a Twin? :)</title>
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			<dc:creator>Luffy</dc:creator>
			<description>

An ugly woman was walking along the street and a guy comes and asks her, &quot;Are those 2 kids yours?&quot;

&quot;Yes,&quot; sad the lady.

Are they twins?&quot;

&quot;No, no, the girl is 12 and my boy is 7.

How come you think that they are twins?&quot;

&quot;Because I can't believe that you've been fucked twice.&quot;



Seriously....that meanie lol. but let me ask you....if a ugly girl pop up and suddenly , sucking you...will u push her away? haha but seriously i will XD! </description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:37:32 GMT</pubDate>
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